A few Paddy’s day pints

smouldered:

yeah i wanna make you cum but i also gotta check in on that mental health and see how your day was ok like what u need to talk about?? u can tell me while i go down on u

(via happyneeverafter)

👓

owlmylove:

sometimes u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order

(via confirmance)

subtle:

your intelligence means fucking nothing if youre devoid of empathy

(via xnightlifex)

classyroar:

je-suis-pas-un-oiseau:

kissmelou:

as a college student, my favorite words are “canceled” and “free”

Free pizza is cancelled

Why would you even say something like that

(via unescapable)

thepunksink:

phiix:

Nobody’s dick is important enough to change any part of my identity

SLAY

remanence-of-love:

(via lyndzcassidy)

ae3thete:

Hear her out, take her out, eat her out

(via littlevelvetroses-deactivated20)